Overheard in Westmoreland

Customer: Hello, Phyllis, how are you today?
Worker: I'm not Phyllis, I'm Kay.
Customer: Your name tag says Phyllis.
Worker: No, it doesn't. It says Kay, see? P-H-Y... oops!... wrong name tag.

Westmoreland Mall
Greensburg, Pennsylvania

(from Overheard in the Office)